Hotel TV

Why does the hotel TV always go back to the promotional "pay" movie channels. It really annoys me when I accidentally hit the off button, and turn the TV back on, that it is not on the same channel. If I wanted to watch the pay TV channel, I would turn the channel there.

Shhhh...

Shhhshing someone is just rude. But shhhshing someone in their own office when you are yelling at them, and they ask you to stop yelling is justification for a punch in the face.

Smoke Alarm

Why is it that the battery on the smoke alarm always goes out at 4 AM. Then I am awoken by a constant loud beeping and have to attempt to climb up on a stool in the middle of a half awake state and remove a battery. Which believe me, sounds much easier than it is.

Maybe I should start installing them late at night and then when they've run their course, they'll start alerting me in the middle of the day.

This does not make me mad

Okay, so this doesn't make me mad, but somebody obviously got this person or group of people fired up. If I could only find these third graders, they could probably do a guest spot on my blog!

http://andiamnotlying.com/2010/types-of-bitches/

Proactiv

Why is it that in the Proactiv commercials, the celebrities are rubbing Proactiv on their face while they have make up on? Katy Perry has on lipstick for goodness sake. Doesn't rubbing this all over your face with make up on defeat its purpose? Totally ridiculous! Do they really expect me to believe that crap? Your skin looks better in the after shots, because you have make up on, you a hole.

Makin' Out

If you are over the age of 30, under no circumstances should you be making out in a public place. Honestly, I don't think there's ever a time when I want to see two people with their tongues down each others throats, but I especially don't want to see it from people who are about to collect social security. Keep it clean, people. Keep it clean. If I had a fetish for porn with old people, I'd look some up on the internet.

Toenails

Don't wear open toed shoes if you have nasty toenails. Spend the money, get a pedicure. Yes, men, you too can get a pedicure. If you don't want to, that's fine. But please don't make me look at your nasty yellow scarred toenails with crusty skin surrounding the nail beds peeking out from your shoes. It makes me want to puke on myself.