Friday, September 26, 2008

Grey's Anatomy

I am sick of Meredith. I am sick of her whining. What is her freaking problem? I feel like I'm watching the same damned episode over and over and over. Don't get me wrong. There are some high points. There are some occasional surprises. Every once in awhile it's a story line focused around someone else. But for the most part it's the same damned shit with Meredith complaining about her commitment issues with Derek.

Can't the writers come up with something else? It makes me mad.

Thursday, September 25, 2008

Daylight Donuts

I don't know if they have a Daylight Donuts where you live. But they do here in good old Oklahoma, and I will tell you, they have the best donuts ever. So, it's most unfortunate that there is one right by work, and the donut lady comes at 12 every day and brings a box of "not sold" donuts. I have apparently graduated to the donut a day diet plan. Damned lady and her damned box of donuts.

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

I'm the boss

My staff ratted out the new girl. Apparently, someone I recently hired decided she wanted to share with everyone that I was selfish. When asked why she thought this, she told the other girls that I like to do things my way. Well, hello, dumbass. Isn't that what being a manager is? Doesn't that mean everyone has to do everything your way? Because, you know what? When something goes wrong, guess who gets blamed, regardless of who actually made the error? Yep, it's the manager. Everything hangs over my head. So you better well fucking believe if I'm going to get blamed for it, we're going to do it my way.

Stupid nineteen year old.

Monday, September 22, 2008


The week before vacation always makes me mad. Every single day goes by so freaking slowly. And then, all you sit at your desk and do is think of all of the things you need to do before you leave. It sucks.

Friday, September 19, 2008

sarah palin

I do not look like her. So, please, stop telling me I do. I do not think she is attractive, so I am not sure whether I find this to be offensive or not. The jury is still out. At the very least it makes me feel annoyed. And no, it is no comfort that some people say she is a MILF.

Tuesday, September 16, 2008


Dear Mr. Professor Man,
This class is a lecture. You stand at your fucking podium for 1 solid hour and then fifteen more minutes and you tell me all about a bunch of shit I do not find fascinating. As if that were not enough, you use big words, which I feel you do purposely just to make sure only half of the class understands what is going on. You have even admitted that several students in your year end reviews have commented that your language is too elevated for the average person, but you just keep on doing it. Nevermind that I haven't been in school in over a decade, and my grasp of literary terms at this point is slim to nil. And then, to top it all off, you stutter, and speak so quickly it is next to impossible to take notes on what you are saying.

But I digress. The main point here is that you talk from 5:45-7:00 PM. You never come late, and you always quit at 7, and I appreciate that. But at the end of every class, you say, "next week, we'll finish this discussion." And it's that phrase that makes me want to "junk punch you in the man business," because wake up asshole, there is no discussion! Nobody speaks during the whole hour and fifteen minutes as you suck the life out of the air with your babbling. It takes two people to have a "discussion." Someone coughing out loud does not constitute a discussion. Maybe with your big vocabulary, you'll take some time to look up what that word actually means in Webster's Dictionary.

Until then...
the girl who is sick of your damned class and still has three months to go! (I do not know how I am going to make it...)

Sunday, September 14, 2008

Handicapped Parking

My mother has a parking sticker to park in the handicapped spaces. I could care less if I walk from the North 40, but when I'm with my Mom, I want us to get to park close so she doesn't have to walk. So, it really makes me mad when I go somewhere, like this weekend, that has, say 500 parking spots and six of them are flagged as handicapped spaces. Of course, you can imagine that anywhere that feels it is necessary to create a parking lot that houses 500 parking spaces is anticipating quite a crowd. So, wouldn't you think these people--the ones building the parking lot--would guess that there might be more than oh, six people who may need to park in a handicapped space? I would. But then again, when compared to some of the ass wipes who live on the planet, I look like the most intelligent person on Earth.

Thursday, September 11, 2008


I may have written about this one before, because it really tugs at the heart strings. Crocs are the ugliest shoes in the world. The only thing worse than Crocs are knock off Crocs. The only thing worse than knock off Crocs is when someone wears the knock off Crocs to a funeral.

Tuesday, September 9, 2008


This doesn't make me mad so much as it makes me think...

Sometimes, I meet people who are really fucking annoying. They say stupid shit or they tell stupid jokes or they think they're smarter than you are and want to throw it in your face or maybe they just talk a lot about a bunch of shit nobody cares about. In any case, you just want to tell them to shut the hell up, because nobody wants to listen them, much less be friends with them. And then, I'll notice they have a band on their ring finger, and I think some extremely unlucky asshole has to put up with this person every single day. They wake up next to them and listen to their annoying bullshit and if they honor their marriage vows will do so until the end of all time (or at least their time). Someone found this same person who I want to punch in the face both charismatic and charming. Someone thought those same jokes that make me have to fight the urge to scream, "SHUUUTTT UUUPPP!" funny. Someone has sex with this person. Give that person a Klondike bar.

And then, right when I'm getting all riled up thinking about how annoying this person is, I start to wonder if there are people out in the world who think this same thing about me.

Thursday, September 4, 2008


I was awaiting the new 90210 with a great feeling of anticipation. Unfortunately, it was not all I dreamed it would be. I wasted away many an hour watching this show in my youth--loving Brenda and hating Kelly and then later loving Kelly and hating Brenda. Alas, the new show is not so interesting. Maybe it's because I'm older, or maybe it just isn't that good. Either way, I made it through about 45 minutes of the first episode and had to turn it off.

I will put all of my hopes now on Big Love's and Pushing Daisies' return for the next season. Hopefully, they do not disappoint.

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Sarah Palin

Who cares that her daughter is pregnant? What does this have to do with the woman and her capabilities to be vice president? I do not understand. Now, if she were running on a pro life ticket and her daughter came forward and said she was pregnant and her Mom had forced an abortion on her, that I could see. But has it really been so long since people have been teenagers that they don't remember what it was like? No matter what your parents taught you, nor how you were raised, you went and did whatever the hell you wanted to do anyway.

So, why her daughter's pregnancy should have anything to do with her as a running mate for good old John is beyond me. People piss me off.