story tellers

I hate listening to people tell the same (insert expletive here) stories over and over. If you are going to think of yourself as a story teller, you need to have more than five (another expletive) stories to tell. And if you are going to round out your story telling career at the same five stories you retell over and over, they should not all be about how great you think you are. That is even more annoying. I know, hard to believe. Why wouldn't someone want to hear all about you and your success every (expletive) time you opened your mouth? You make me mad.